I knew it would happen. I could see it comming over me. I tried to avoid it - I've got so much other stuff to do. I don't have time for it. It attacked me like the flu. The cold feet, the coughing and choking, the hot/cold sweats. I had no other choice! There's only one cure. Certainly not, only ONE cure? That just can't be. Maybe it's the weather, maybe something I ate. Only ONE cure you tell me - that I will hate. Maybe I caught something, maybe it's the smog -- the cure, you ask? I just have to BLOG!!!!!
I can't belive I'm doing this, I don't even like to run. "You've got to try it, Dixie! It's just so much fun!!" I think to myself, "I don't have much time." Then I you say, "Blogging's sublime!" "Ok," I say, "I'll just read the one." But then I find one just won't do, I find myself reading Blog #2. You don't understand, blogging's just not for me. That's when I read blog #3. "Please, please!" You say, "don't rhyme anymore!" Oh, yes, of course - cause there's blog #4.
You get the picture of why I am here. I've read so many now - I hate to admit. I'm hooked, addicted, definately a user. I have no other choice but to give in to the disease. So here I am with the Blog of a Queen!!!
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108 comments:
I knew you would cave you eventually ;-) Yay!!!
you put me to shame! you are hillarious and awesome!
If anyone needs a blog...it's you! Can't wait to read more. Hook me up to my IV, girls. It's a lifeline.
Yay Dixie!
HHHEEELLLLOOOOOOOO?! You can't just start a blog one day and never write again. Don't you know we are all addicts?
9 DAYS WITH NO BLOG ENTRY! You're killing me!!!!Sister, seriously...just write something...I know you have things to say.
This blog is dead to me. :)
is your computer broke? hellllloooo out there. . . just kidding, i know you'll get to it eventually!
Where are your priorities? Blogging comes BEFORE responsibilities!
OK girls, I can see we need to do Dixie's blogging in the comment section. I don't even have hopes for a new post, my hopes rest on new comments.
I'm just hoping that one day when I go to her blog there will be a new post... but at least I have the joy of seeing more comments.
She did accomplish getting more comments than any of us have on a single post!
Maybe that is all part of her plan...
you know what, i think that IS part of her plan. she can now say she has the most popular blog among us! that little stinker!
hmmm.. what can I say to boost comments on a post...
you could talk about weird habits such as "Ice Rinsing" lol, alana!
haha, or end your post
"I've been feeling sick lately and took a pregnancy test."
then not post for a week!
oh oh, or you could say, i've been a little dizzy, and my boobs hurt, i'm not sure what's going on with me. . .
I (Dixie) am having the best night, EVER! I can't wait to blog about it and share it with my amazing friends. I (Dixie) am so sorry that it has almost been a month since my last post. I (Dixie) have been very busy with meetings, luncheons, miraculous healings and the such. I (Dixie) have been living life instead of writing about it like you losers.
Friday Five
Five Things Dixie Can Blog About
1) How she has started a new revolution in blogging by using her comments section as a tool for blogworld domination.
2) She could write all about her co-dependent friend Alana who now has an AUTHENTIC Big Mama comment on her BLOG!
3) Hmmm, let's see...MIRACLE CHILD #1...oh yeah, and MIRACLE CHILD #2!!!!
4) Her Elenita's Addiction
5) Her very own personal B!
Just some ideas to get you started Dixie. Is the peer pressure getting too much for you yet?
here's what i'm wondering, is dixie even aware that she has all these comments? or are we just delusional. oh well, either way, it's still fun! oh, and who is dixie's own personal B?
I bet she is getting a good laugh at our takeover. One of these days we will be SHOCKED! I can feel it. She will come out of hiding soon. Especially since Big Mama is at our back door.
Sorry, I just wanted to click on this page and see that there were now 23 comments since it has said 22 for a few days now ;-)
24!
25...you're it.
hey, my last post got 5 comments! i might be gaining on you dixie!
Woohoo...27! This is fun!
Dixie, could you atleast post a comment for us on your blog?
It might give us all a little thrill.
we are sick in the head...but I am 28.
Witty comment
#29
Treinta (that's 30 in spanish)
...just for you Janelle!
wow! dixie made it into the 30's! very very impressive!
Tell us about your new job, Dixie! That would be a good idea for your next post. If you want, we can write it for you so all you need to do is cut and paste. Seriously, why haven't you told anyone!!!
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, dear, lonely-because-your-author-never-updates-you, BLOG. Happy Birthday to you. This blog is officially 1 month old today!
oops! my time on the computer was off. Happy Birthday, TODAY! Let's hear it for the Blog...Hip Hip Hooray!
Let's talk about something else. Like, um...the price of gas...sheesh!
Let's go Cardinals, lets' go!
Quote of the Day:
"Did you know that our bed fits perfectly flat in the bed of my truck?!"
You're point?
I have a quote, too.
"Every time I wear these undies we do something fun."
No, Skip did not say this. Z did.
Dixie, why don't you just give us the password to your blogger account? It is a bit trying to scroll down through all of these comments. We could just make it a communal blog ;-)
Possible Passwords:
--DIXIECHICKS
--BAYLORBEARS
--MONTHOFMAY
--MIRACLESRUS
--TEXASROCKS
--MOPSHEADQUARTERS
--MINIVANMAMA
--WHYME?
--THEFOURBRAATZ
ooo good password ideas janelle!
If MIRACLESRUS is not her password, it should be!
We are closing in on 50!
You know what is funny? I don't even look for a post anymore, I scroll straight down to the comments. I would be genuinely shocked at this point if there was an actual post on this blog!
Alana, I am so with you. Does she even know this is happening? Maybe if we all ignored her blog, she would get the hint....
Dixie, why the silence? I don't get it. Your first entry said you were hooked. WHAT does hooked mean to you? PLEASE post something...even just Hi! You're killin me!
Once Dixie said that she was hooked on me, now I know that doesn't mean much coming from her! haha
The suspense is killing me, who is going to be comment #50
well, i don't know about #50, but i'll be #47. "hello hello let's sing together, hello hello, let's sing hello. . ." for some reason, annie's "hello" kindermusik song is stuck in my head!
Can't think of a darn thing to say for comment 48.
allrighty! i'm settin' somebody up for the big 50! who's it gonna be. . . .drum roll please. . .
Yes! Woohoo! I'm 50! haha
51 is bigger than 50. na na na na boo boo.
Seriously, you guys talk to Dixie everyday, is the blog never mentioned?!
Just talked to her about it. She said and I quote, "You never know, I might surprise you all someday. The South may rise again."
Well it may have been cool for you guys to have Big Mama post on your blog, but imagine how awesome it would feel to have THE Dixie post a comment! I think I would just die.
OK Celeste...I love you dearly, but I don't love hairy gross man. It reminds me of Jen's latest movie experience. So sorry, but I love your cute picture. I get the creeps every time I look at you. But, what do I know?
haha, I'll change it, my sister was totally grossed out too!
Is this better Queen Janelle? See you at 10a!
ok, thank you celeste, for changing your pic! question, what happened to jen at the movies?
Did you read her post about the vomit chair and coughing men?
ok, just read it! sounded awful!
oooo, i just realized i was #60! and now #61!
Thank you Celeste! Big Hairy smelly guy is dead! I love your new pic.
Celeste, it was the right decision to change your picture. I was worried that my family might be concerned about the scary, hairy stalker named Celeste that comments on my blog.
I realize we are getting dangerously close to 100. We are going to have to figure out a lottery system for the big one. Maybe we can get someone famous...we all know who...to make the big 100 comment for the blog.
oh my gosh ya'll! we went 3 days without comenting on dixie's blog! what's wrong with us?
Hi! Just checking in on the Royal Family. Waz up?
I'm baaaccckkk dudes! But way too tired to post about some hilarious slap-stick things that have happened lately. crazy!
ooooo celeste, what a teaser! can't wait to hear about it, when you're rested!
Dixie- U R da BOMB!!! Thank you for taking my kids today...don't know if you will ever read this, but I appreciate you.
If you really love me, you'll play along with this meme and write a new post. Come on Dixie, we can make history together!
will she cave? will she give into alana's begging and break down and throw us a bone? the suspense is killing me!
she is waiting for #100...gotta have a claim to fame. :)
Shelley should have made Dixie's girl's night out invitation contingent on a new blog post!
Dixie even I have joined the blog world and I have to admit I check your blog OFTEN! I'm looking forward to hearing more!
Friends of Dixie Support Group
Do you think she is holding out for benefits?
*childcare-for uninterrupted blogging time
*medical-in case she develops carpal tunnel
*paid vacation time-for more blogging material
Michelle...your blog benefit program shoulds intriguing. Where do I sign up for that? How expensive is it? Too funny.
I love you Dixie! Why are all these seemingly nice women picking on you?
Post Post Post!!
Check out the first four comments, we were so happy, excited, and left hanging for the next post. Poor Janelle said "Can't wait to read more." she was so naïve.
I think the title of this comment should reflect the title of her first post,
"You've got to be kidding me!!"
Should be renamed,
"You're KILLING me, Dixie!"
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! One kid asleep, one to go.
Okay, Okay, I know we are supposed to cut Dixie off but I couldn't resist posting something. AHHH
I know, I just want to get it to 100 and be done with it!
You people are so WEAK! Celeste, I thought you were supposed to be reading Harry Potter, NOT commenting on Dixie's blog. And Shelley! (hear that in the same shocked tone I that I used the night Janelle made the commenting about children sucking the life out of us).
And now look, you've made me do it, too.
Haha! I finished Harry Potter in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
We could use this thread for something productive, such as recipes, snack ideas, and other useful tips...
oooo, the "shocked" tone, I feel ashamed, alana, very very ashamed.
By the phrase "blog archive" I mean one blog...that happened 6 months ago...
ello govner
i'm from dublin you know
really?
wow
By "The Royal Family Blog" she really means "One Hit Wonder"
I guess we could also name Luke that
Wow...I'm comment #91...only a few more to go until we're into the TRIPPLE DIGETS! What are you going to do once that happens??
Maybe between Celeste and I we'll be able to find out!
Hope you have finally got some sleep!
by "digets" I meant "digits"
never been the best speller...
just ask Celeste!
we're tu pees in a podd
Post ninety-four!
You dirty...
FLOOR!
My floor is very dirty and I just wanted to share that with you.
I can't believe you thought I was talking about that lady leaving the Gaylord with the 6 inch heels...naughty, naughty!
:)
HEY!!!!
What's going on over here?
I seriously have gas and I am leaving for the airport in thirty minutes! ACK!!! I need to get Beano or something
Celeste!
We attracted Alana to come back to Dixie's blog! We're almost to 100!!
Sorry about the gas, dude!
Toot!
I can't believe I have been missing all the fun.
Just wondering what Dixie will do when she gets to 100.
Hmmmmm?
I can't believe I'm doing this after we "cut you off" a few months back, but I have to know. Will you come back to us?
I'm shocked.
Over 100 people have written comments since May 15th.
This is amazing.
Do you guys think she'll muster up enough courage to make another post?
I'm holding my breath...
Teresa,
Breathe. I think she is going to ride this out as long as it will take her.
Just don't want you to pass out with anticipation!
102. WOW!
103...
Janelle, I'm glad you told me to breathe because she's not even in the state! Must be nice to drive off to Ohio spur of the moment! I'm sure she'd have plenty to blog about...but I don't know if she's going to have the time!
Alright, alright, I can't take it anymore! Seriously, I CANNOT believe y'all went behind my back, and conspired to get little miss Dixie in to the triple DIDGETS! I DO NOT think she deserves it...afterall, has she EVER even left a comment on any of OUR blogs??? I think not! But here I am, adding to the madness...Where have my senses gone?
This place is like Hotel California...you can check in anytime you like...but you can never leave!!!
Happy Blogoversary!! It's been a whole year of NOTHING!!! So glad that nothing blogworthy has been happening to you.
Yeah, right! Note the sarcasm.
Love you, friend.
OK, Dixie, I have joined this crazy world too and yet to get 5 comments on my blog! You are the WOMAN!!! or....you have psycho frieds, in which I know several of those friends and thinking....yep they're psycho
Great work.
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