Tuesday, May 15, 2007

You've got to be kidding me!!

I knew it would happen. I could see it comming over me. I tried to avoid it - I've got so much other stuff to do. I don't have time for it. It attacked me like the flu. The cold feet, the coughing and choking, the hot/cold sweats. I had no other choice! There's only one cure. Certainly not, only ONE cure? That just can't be. Maybe it's the weather, maybe something I ate. Only ONE cure you tell me - that I will hate. Maybe I caught something, maybe it's the smog -- the cure, you ask? I just have to BLOG!!!!!

I can't belive I'm doing this, I don't even like to run. "You've got to try it, Dixie! It's just so much fun!!" I think to myself, "I don't have much time." Then I you say, "Blogging's sublime!" "Ok," I say, "I'll just read the one." But then I find one just won't do, I find myself reading Blog #2. You don't understand, blogging's just not for me. That's when I read blog #3. "Please, please!" You say, "don't rhyme anymore!" Oh, yes, of course - cause there's blog #4.

You get the picture of why I am here. I've read so many now - I hate to admit. I'm hooked, addicted, definately a user. I have no other choice but to give in to the disease. So here I am with the Blog of a Queen!!!

108 comments:

Alana said...

I knew you would cave you eventually ;-) Yay!!!

Shelley said...

you put me to shame! you are hillarious and awesome!

Janelle said...

If anyone needs a blog...it's you! Can't wait to read more. Hook me up to my IV, girls. It's a lifeline.

Celeste said...

Yay Dixie!

Janelle said...

HHHEEELLLLOOOOOOOO?! You can't just start a blog one day and never write again. Don't you know we are all addicts?

Alana said...

9 DAYS WITH NO BLOG ENTRY! You're killing me!!!!Sister, seriously...just write something...I know you have things to say.

Janelle said...

This blog is dead to me. :)

Shelley said...

is your computer broke? hellllloooo out there. . . just kidding, i know you'll get to it eventually!

Celeste said...

Where are your priorities? Blogging comes BEFORE responsibilities!

Janelle said...

OK girls, I can see we need to do Dixie's blogging in the comment section. I don't even have hopes for a new post, my hopes rest on new comments.

Celeste said...

I'm just hoping that one day when I go to her blog there will be a new post... but at least I have the joy of seeing more comments.

Celeste said...

She did accomplish getting more comments than any of us have on a single post!

Janelle said...

Maybe that is all part of her plan...

Shelley said...

you know what, i think that IS part of her plan. she can now say she has the most popular blog among us! that little stinker!

Celeste said...

hmmm.. what can I say to boost comments on a post...

Janelle said...

you could talk about weird habits such as "Ice Rinsing" lol, alana!

Celeste said...

haha, or end your post

"I've been feeling sick lately and took a pregnancy test."

then not post for a week!

Shelley said...

oh oh, or you could say, i've been a little dizzy, and my boobs hurt, i'm not sure what's going on with me. . .

Janelle said...

I (Dixie) am having the best night, EVER! I can't wait to blog about it and share it with my amazing friends. I (Dixie) am so sorry that it has almost been a month since my last post. I (Dixie) have been very busy with meetings, luncheons, miraculous healings and the such. I (Dixie) have been living life instead of writing about it like you losers.

Alana said...

Friday Five

Five Things Dixie Can Blog About

1) How she has started a new revolution in blogging by using her comments section as a tool for blogworld domination.

2) She could write all about her co-dependent friend Alana who now has an AUTHENTIC Big Mama comment on her BLOG!

3) Hmmm, let's see...MIRACLE CHILD #1...oh yeah, and MIRACLE CHILD #2!!!!

4) Her Elenita's Addiction

5) Her very own personal B!

Just some ideas to get you started Dixie. Is the peer pressure getting too much for you yet?

Shelley said...

here's what i'm wondering, is dixie even aware that she has all these comments? or are we just delusional. oh well, either way, it's still fun! oh, and who is dixie's own personal B?

Janelle said...

I bet she is getting a good laugh at our takeover. One of these days we will be SHOCKED! I can feel it. She will come out of hiding soon. Especially since Big Mama is at our back door.

Alana said...

Sorry, I just wanted to click on this page and see that there were now 23 comments since it has said 22 for a few days now ;-)

Celeste said...

24!

Janelle said...

25...you're it.

Shelley said...

hey, my last post got 5 comments! i might be gaining on you dixie!

Alana said...

Woohoo...27! This is fun!

Dixie, could you atleast post a comment for us on your blog?

It might give us all a little thrill.

Janelle said...

we are sick in the head...but I am 28.

Celeste said...

Witty comment

#29

Alana said...

Treinta (that's 30 in spanish)
...just for you Janelle!

Shelley said...

wow! dixie made it into the 30's! very very impressive!

Janelle said...

Tell us about your new job, Dixie! That would be a good idea for your next post. If you want, we can write it for you so all you need to do is cut and paste. Seriously, why haven't you told anyone!!!

Janelle said...

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, dear, lonely-because-your-author-never-updates-you, BLOG. Happy Birthday to you. This blog is officially 1 month old today!

Janelle said...

oops! my time on the computer was off. Happy Birthday, TODAY! Let's hear it for the Blog...Hip Hip Hooray!

Alana said...

Let's talk about something else. Like, um...the price of gas...sheesh!

Janelle said...

Let's go Cardinals, lets' go!

Celeste said...

Quote of the Day:

"Did you know that our bed fits perfectly flat in the bed of my truck?!"

You're point?

Janelle said...

I have a quote, too.

"Every time I wear these undies we do something fun."

No, Skip did not say this. Z did.

Alana said...

Dixie, why don't you just give us the password to your blogger account? It is a bit trying to scroll down through all of these comments. We could just make it a communal blog ;-)

Janelle said...

Possible Passwords:

--DIXIECHICKS
--BAYLORBEARS
--MONTHOFMAY
--MIRACLESRUS
--TEXASROCKS
--MOPSHEADQUARTERS
--MINIVANMAMA
--WHYME?
--THEFOURBRAATZ

Shelley said...

ooo good password ideas janelle!

Alana said...

If MIRACLESRUS is not her password, it should be!

Celeste said...

We are closing in on 50!

Alana said...

You know what is funny? I don't even look for a post anymore, I scroll straight down to the comments. I would be genuinely shocked at this point if there was an actual post on this blog!

Janelle said...

Alana, I am so with you. Does she even know this is happening? Maybe if we all ignored her blog, she would get the hint....

Dixie, why the silence? I don't get it. Your first entry said you were hooked. WHAT does hooked mean to you? PLEASE post something...even just Hi! You're killin me!

Celeste said...

Once Dixie said that she was hooked on me, now I know that doesn't mean much coming from her! haha

The suspense is killing me, who is going to be comment #50

Shelley said...

well, i don't know about #50, but i'll be #47. "hello hello let's sing together, hello hello, let's sing hello. . ." for some reason, annie's "hello" kindermusik song is stuck in my head!

Janelle said...

Can't think of a darn thing to say for comment 48.

Shelley said...

allrighty! i'm settin' somebody up for the big 50! who's it gonna be. . . .drum roll please. . .

Celeste said...

Yes! Woohoo! I'm 50! haha

Janelle said...

51 is bigger than 50. na na na na boo boo.

Celeste said...

Seriously, you guys talk to Dixie everyday, is the blog never mentioned?!

Janelle said...

Just talked to her about it. She said and I quote, "You never know, I might surprise you all someday. The South may rise again."

Celeste said...

Well it may have been cool for you guys to have Big Mama post on your blog, but imagine how awesome it would feel to have THE Dixie post a comment! I think I would just die.

Janelle said...

OK Celeste...I love you dearly, but I don't love hairy gross man. It reminds me of Jen's latest movie experience. So sorry, but I love your cute picture. I get the creeps every time I look at you. But, what do I know?

Celeste said...

haha, I'll change it, my sister was totally grossed out too!

Celeste said...

Is this better Queen Janelle? See you at 10a!

Shelley said...

ok, thank you celeste, for changing your pic! question, what happened to jen at the movies?

Celeste said...

Did you read her post about the vomit chair and coughing men?

Shelley said...

ok, just read it! sounded awful!

Shelley said...

oooo, i just realized i was #60! and now #61!

Janelle said...

Thank you Celeste! Big Hairy smelly guy is dead! I love your new pic.

Alana said...

Celeste, it was the right decision to change your picture. I was worried that my family might be concerned about the scary, hairy stalker named Celeste that comments on my blog.

Janelle said...

I realize we are getting dangerously close to 100. We are going to have to figure out a lottery system for the big one. Maybe we can get someone famous...we all know who...to make the big 100 comment for the blog.

Shelley said...

oh my gosh ya'll! we went 3 days without comenting on dixie's blog! what's wrong with us?

Janelle said...

Hi! Just checking in on the Royal Family. Waz up?

Celeste said...

I'm baaaccckkk dudes! But way too tired to post about some hilarious slap-stick things that have happened lately. crazy!

Shelley said...

ooooo celeste, what a teaser! can't wait to hear about it, when you're rested!

Janelle said...

Dixie- U R da BOMB!!! Thank you for taking my kids today...don't know if you will ever read this, but I appreciate you.

Alana said...

If you really love me, you'll play along with this meme and write a new post. Come on Dixie, we can make history together!

Shelley said...

will she cave? will she give into alana's begging and break down and throw us a bone? the suspense is killing me!

Janelle said...

she is waiting for #100...gotta have a claim to fame. :)

Celeste said...

Shelley should have made Dixie's girl's night out invitation contingent on a new blog post!

michelle said...

Dixie even I have joined the blog world and I have to admit I check your blog OFTEN! I'm looking forward to hearing more!

michelle said...

Friends of Dixie Support Group
Do you think she is holding out for benefits?
*childcare-for uninterrupted blogging time
*medical-in case she develops carpal tunnel
*paid vacation time-for more blogging material

Janelle said...

Michelle...your blog benefit program shoulds intriguing. Where do I sign up for that? How expensive is it? Too funny.

Anonymous said...

I love you Dixie! Why are all these seemingly nice women picking on you?

Celeste said...

Post Post Post!!

Celeste said...

Check out the first four comments, we were so happy, excited, and left hanging for the next post. Poor Janelle said "Can't wait to read more." she was so naïve.

Janelle said...

I think the title of this comment should reflect the title of her first post,

"You've got to be kidding me!!"

Should be renamed,

"You're KILLING me, Dixie!"

Celeste said...

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! One kid asleep, one to go.

Celeste said...

Okay, Okay, I know we are supposed to cut Dixie off but I couldn't resist posting something. AHHH

Shelley said...

I know, I just want to get it to 100 and be done with it!

Alana said...

You people are so WEAK! Celeste, I thought you were supposed to be reading Harry Potter, NOT commenting on Dixie's blog. And Shelley! (hear that in the same shocked tone I that I used the night Janelle made the commenting about children sucking the life out of us).

And now look, you've made me do it, too.

Celeste said...

Haha! I finished Harry Potter in the wee hours of Sunday morning.

We could use this thread for something productive, such as recipes, snack ideas, and other useful tips...

Shelley said...

oooo, the "shocked" tone, I feel ashamed, alana, very very ashamed.

Teresa said...

By the phrase "blog archive" I mean one blog...that happened 6 months ago...

Teresa said...

ello govner

i'm from dublin you know

really?

wow

Celeste said...

By "The Royal Family Blog" she really means "One Hit Wonder"

Celeste said...

I guess we could also name Luke that

Teresa said...

Wow...I'm comment #91...only a few more to go until we're into the TRIPPLE DIGETS! What are you going to do once that happens??

Maybe between Celeste and I we'll be able to find out!

Hope you have finally got some sleep!

Teresa said...

by "digets" I meant "digits"

never been the best speller...

just ask Celeste!

Celeste said...

we're tu pees in a podd

Teresa said...

Post ninety-four!

You dirty...

Teresa said...

FLOOR!

My floor is very dirty and I just wanted to share that with you.

I can't believe you thought I was talking about that lady leaving the Gaylord with the 6 inch heels...naughty, naughty!

:)

Alana said...

HEY!!!!

What's going on over here?

Celeste said...

I seriously have gas and I am leaving for the airport in thirty minutes! ACK!!! I need to get Beano or something

Teresa said...

Celeste!

We attracted Alana to come back to Dixie's blog! We're almost to 100!!

Sorry about the gas, dude!

Toot!

Janelle said...

I can't believe I have been missing all the fun.

Just wondering what Dixie will do when she gets to 100.

Hmmmmm?

Alana said...

I can't believe I'm doing this after we "cut you off" a few months back, but I have to know. Will you come back to us?

Teresa said...

I'm shocked.

Over 100 people have written comments since May 15th.

This is amazing.

Do you guys think she'll muster up enough courage to make another post?

I'm holding my breath...

Janelle said...

Teresa,

Breathe. I think she is going to ride this out as long as it will take her.

Just don't want you to pass out with anticipation!

102. WOW!

Teresa said...

103...
Janelle, I'm glad you told me to breathe because she's not even in the state! Must be nice to drive off to Ohio spur of the moment! I'm sure she'd have plenty to blog about...but I don't know if she's going to have the time!

Shelley said...

Alright, alright, I can't take it anymore! Seriously, I CANNOT believe y'all went behind my back, and conspired to get little miss Dixie in to the triple DIDGETS! I DO NOT think she deserves it...afterall, has she EVER even left a comment on any of OUR blogs??? I think not! But here I am, adding to the madness...Where have my senses gone?

Teresa said...

This place is like Hotel California...you can check in anytime you like...but you can never leave!!!

Janelle said...

Happy Blogoversary!! It's been a whole year of NOTHING!!! So glad that nothing blogworthy has been happening to you.

Yeah, right! Note the sarcasm.

Love you, friend.

Shelly said...

OK, Dixie, I have joined this crazy world too and yet to get 5 comments on my blog! You are the WOMAN!!! or....you have psycho frieds, in which I know several of those friends and thinking....yep they're psycho

Anonymous said...

Great work.